i love birds

brucespringsteendotcom:

Public transit be like your bus is due …..now! ……..now! …..any second now…….okay now! Just kidding uhh…………..now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again

t-800:

charlesoberonn:

The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.

ysabelmystic:

Y’all in the American SW and west Mexico better check the national hurricane center and your weather for this weekend and next week.

Hurricane Hilary is about to make landfall and that whole desert area is supposed to get a years worth of rain or more. Death Valley is supposed to get twice the annual rainfall. Severe winds, massive flooding, and landslides are all strong possibilities.

This is gonna get ugly. Please spread the word. This is a majorly anomalous event and people may be unaware of the threat headed their way.

nikolamiprosciutto:

brucesterling:

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zagreus:

cackling at this, can NOT believe it’s a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces

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thedreamthieves:

never forget what they took from you (blooper reels)

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whatismean:

I wanna get lost here.

leftboogerarbiter:

callmebliss-got-swamped:

kaczynskis-deactivated20210616:

I clicked fearing it would be Out Of Touch but, instead, it is perfectly splendid

ID: video of a lone frog on the edge of a patio facing a grass lawn in the dark of night while it rains heavily. Halo 3 ODST’s track ‘Deference for Darkness’ plays over the video, giving a deep melancholic feel, as the frog jumps into the grass.

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